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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I just lie. "My name? LaToya." (Sometimes my fake name is Fenestra.)
I was recently on a plane seated next to a guy who asked me what I did for a living. I told him I was an attorney.
"Wow," he said, "You're smart. That's really sexy. Men dig smart girls, you know."
To which I replied "Really? Then why'd I pay all this money for these new tits?"
Another fake name story: When I lived in LA, a parking valet at the Cheesecake Factory in Redondo Beach once asked for my phone number. I gave him a fake name and my real number. (See how smart I am?) My roommates and I changed our outgoing message on the answering machine to include a new, fifth roommate with my fictional name. I actually went on several dates with this guy using my fake name. After a while, I realised I'd like him better if he didn't speak. The girl with the fake name moved away shortly after that.
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I'm neither so bold nor so brazen. I like that the MM version will probably confuse him.
