I just started reading television without pity again, after a long hiatus, and
this recaplet of the last Apprentice episode is one of the funniest things I have ever read. I don't think it is even necessary that you watch The Apprentice to enjoy it. My Thursday afternoon gift to you.
ETA: on reread, maybe you do have to watch the show to get it. but just read the last four sentences if that is the case.
