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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Ohh, ohhh! I know! You hid them where your penis should be, right?
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When I was a sophomore in HS, I had a crush on this junior cheerleader who was dating the starting senior quarterback. Somehow, I temporarily convinced her to break up with him. She eventually got back together with him, but confessed that she still really liked me. When the latter occurred, I drove over to her house and rang the doorbell. She answered. I stood there holding the mix tape she made for me (I don't recall any of the songs, but I guarantee one of them was by Bell Biv Devoe). I showed the tape to her and broke it in half with one hand. It was truly dramatic. Oh how she cried. Good times!
After, I was so amazed that I actually broke the tape with one hand, I attempted to reenact it at home. I couldn't do it.
