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[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I made it through two verses, at least.

(to the tune of The Girl Tried To Kill Me, Ice-T)

Spanky Tried To Ignore Me

Yo! I PM’ed this guy the other night
Hype super-dope avatar and verse, his image so tight
Talkin' 'bout deer and trees, mindblowin' tease
Had to talk about fruit just to get a response
Said he came here lookin' for some fun
Read my verse and told me...I wasn’t the one
I said "Why?", he said I was dry
Talked of Serbs, strippers, models and I thought I would die
Said he wanted to get away from bitter spinster me
Now that's the kind of rap that I just can’t let be
I said, "Too fast, slow, hard or soft, Spanky?"
He said, "All the above"

Spanky tried to ignore me, he didn't get the gist of my schtick
Spankster tried to ignore me, instead he came off looking like a dick

Now, I ain't no sucker on the weak tip
But let me tell you, he was on some motherfuckin' ego trip
Took me to task on PB that night, long assed rants
Broke out the guess that I wasn’t ever invited to dance
And started buggin', maybe daddy was visiting my room
Then he tried to ask Slave, why’s she so crazed
I knew that his rep here would be dead soon

Spanky tried to ignore me, he didn't get the gist of my schtick
Spankster tried to ignore me, instead he came off looking like a dick
Spanky tried to ignore me, he didn't like me calling him out
Spankster tried to ignore me, showed he crazy without any doubt

I likes.

TM