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Originally posted by Not Bob
As a reminder, in order to avoid anyone becoming afflicted by the Ruysbroek Syndrome, I suggest that all FBers avoid specifying any sexual activity other than missionary position man/woman sex, fellatio/cunni. . . uh, that word that I can't spell, and giving/receiving lapdances.

Why? Well, while one might think that the denizens of this place, with their low purity scores and wanton eye-ball licking, are tolerant of such things, they are not. "Sure," they say, "I'm all in favor of [insert Not Vanilla activity here]. It's kinky and fun. But [insert other Not Vanilla activity here]? That is sick and disgusting. Ewwwwww." And to make matters worse, there is no consensus on which is fun and which is gross.

So, I have in the past suggested using ["toe-sucking"] as a place holder for this purpose -- when one is talking about what one views as fun, but which is Not Vanilla. And even that has been somewhat controversial. Hmm. Maybe the placeholder should be [Not Vanilla Activity].

Anyway, govern yourselves accordingly.

Look, we all know that dark things go on in Podunkville. I know you try to keep it hidden, but I've seen "Naked Kiss".