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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
1. Drink. 2. Drink more. 3. Initiate sex talk. 4. Find out if she's giving up the anal for the husband. 5. If the answer is no, do everything short of roofies to fuck her in the ass. 6. Hold total trump card if husband ever brags about stealing this peach from you.
eta: if hubby has already gone there, both Coltrane and Flinty have provided suitable alternatives.
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Thank god you addressed the alternate plan -- the lack was nearly as bad as a hanging asterisk.
To SH -- I think anal is the new just sex (from the 50s or whatever) -- women only do it with men they really really really love because it's not fun for the woman, so if the woman does it with you, you win!!!! over all other men in her life. Because she's submitting to it. Out of love/affection/lust for you. I think this is just as legitimate applied to anal as it is applied to regular sex, though, there may be a greater number of women who really don't enjoy anal than there are who don't enjoy regular sex.
On second reading, this may not make sense as written, but I'm hungry and I'm not re-writing. Read it with a sarcastic tone up to the "though."
