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Old 01-26-2007, 02:26 PM   #4634
Tyrone Slothrop
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
College story. Freshman year my dad came to visit. We went off on Saturday to visit his parents, who lived in the area, and stayed the night. Sunday morning (late morning . . . even early afternoon), we go back to my dorm, so I can show him my room (for better or worse). Anyway, my roommate, who didn't own a necktie, had pulled both mattresses onto the floor, and clearly had just gotten done spending the night repeatedly boning his skanky girlfriend. His naked body, her panties, and condom wrappers everywhere. Good times! My dad had the good fortune of getting out of town a couple hours later . . .
No necktie?!?! Oh the humanity!
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