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		| Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield Being that the kitchen measures the soup inventory by volume every half hour and matches it against receipts, they no doubt fired the incompetent clerk.
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  right, but they gave her the extra to balance for the volume added by the copius semen added by the prep cooks who read about the latest round of associate raises in N.Y.C., else they would get in trouble for screwing with the food.