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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Trial Date Set For Accused Koi Killers
UCSC Fraternity Brothers Facing Misdemeanor Charges
"What're you in for?"
"Eating a goldfish."
{Muffled sounds of off-camera anal rape.}
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It's not just a goldfish...it's a koi. And I hope these guys know that they bought a lifetime worth of bad karma for killing the "lucky" fish. That's worse than prison.
