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[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Translation: I am a middle class white male who wants less interference in my life.

I have to hire some twit to do my fucking taxes. That involves me dealing with shit. I am going to die sooner than most people and don't want to waste my fucking time dicking around with Uncle Sam's horseshit. I'm not rich; it's about time and wanting to be left alone. I'm not my brother's keeper because he never kept me. I wish him luck, and I hope he does well. If I have something to give him I will. I honestly don't give a fuck about money. But godamnit, I'd rather burn a $5 bill than turn it over to some shrill liberal asshole who's got the nerve to tell me I don't "care enough" for my fellow man, or poison th enivironment. Those assholes can preach elsewhere. I've only got so many hours. I can't be bothered.

And to make matters worse, I now have to deal with the govt all the time in business matters. Trying to wring a decision out of these fucking people is like squeezing juice from raisins.

Rich? I wish. Then I could build a big fucking wall around my house and, like Joe Walsh sang, "Have accountants pay for it all," as opposed to filling out fucking forms written by goddamned bureaucrats for me.

I love people, but man do I hate it when they get together, get high on mob self-righteousness and start telling me what to do.

If you think I'm crazy, ask yourself why Americans feel its morally acceptable to cheat on their taxes.

Stop whining and buy a copy of TurboTax.