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Originally posted by LessinSF
The ironic thing is that the judge allegedly made an example of her - giving her hard time rather than the option of home detention or community service - because of her celeb status, but then she is getting home detention because her celebrity is allowing her to get a high-paid shrink to claim impending nervous breakdown. Every other criminal can't claim "But jail gives me the shivers!" Just ask the fat cryer in "The Shawshank Redemption."
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Ever hired a post sentencing consultant? There are guys who worked in the Fed System who charge $3-5K retainers up front to get your client "maneuvered" into the better facilities. Not a bad second career for retired wardens/asst wardens. They basically guide you through all the little administrative tricks to get prisoners into as optimal a surrounding as one can get. I assume they have them in the state system also, which is probably how Paris got herself out of this mess. I can't see a shrink's report being able to spring her alone. Somebody cashed in a favor here.
