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Another installment of
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Lessons learned by RT so you don't have to.
When being dropped off at your building after lunch, make sure that the sash that is tying your wrap dress together does not accidently get stuck in the car door. Otherwise, the car will drive away, untying your dress, and leaving you in the awkward position of running after the car in four inch heels, banging the window with one hand to get them to stop while trying to keep your dress together with the other.
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The car completely ripped your dress off and you weren't wearing underwear? Wow.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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