06-13-2007, 09:56 PM
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#696
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,099
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Great house ad on Craigslist
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This house sucks. Barely 1500 sq ft, with a finished basement, is not fit for a person like you. A lousy 3 bed 2 baths with cold unwelcoming granite and marble everywhere. Secluded dead end street walking distance to town means all the weirdo’s and village idiots don’t need a car to find you. My updated baths, kitchen and new flag stone patio means greater taxes to all you home buying suckers. So enjoy paying the $9,300 tax bill and feel good knowing they help support a crappy school district, inefficient garbage removal and a sewer system that backs up into the kitchen sink. I can’t wait to get out of here since my neighbors put in a dog kennel. What a dump!
Call ** to set up an appointment and be disappointed.
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