Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
How to Be the Recipient of a Toast:
. . . . Do not touch your glass. Do not touch your motherfucking glass.
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Ye gods, I thought I was the last person in America who knew this rule. I have actually had assjacks say to me (as toast recipient) "But you're not drinking!"
That is when I cease to smile awkwardly and begin to smile patronizingly.
