Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My mom told me once that she had an obscene caller harrassing her for a few months back in the 60s. The guy would ask her how her pussy was, and she said it was so confusing because she didn't have a cat, and she explained that fact to the guy several times.
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Ring....ring!
RT's Mom: Hello?
Caller: [breathing] How is your pussy?
RT's Mom: Excuse me?
Caller: How is your..........pussy?
RT's Mom: I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number, I don't have a cat.
Caller: No, no......your pussy, how is your pussy?
RT's Mom: We have a few dogs, and one of them has heartworm, but no cats. I'm allegeric, and plus, I just plain don't trust cats.
Caller: No, not your cat, your pussy, how is your pussy? Tell me about your pussy.
RT's Mom: I'm afraid I don't understand. I think you have me confused with somebody else, we don't have a cat.
Caller: Ah fuck, forget it.
click.
RT's Mom: [thinking] Hmmm, maybe we should get a cat.
