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[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Ring....ring!

RT's Mom: Hello?

Caller: [breathing] How is your pussy?

RT's Mom: Excuse me?

Caller: How is your..........pussy?

RT's Mom: I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number, I don't have a cat.

Caller: No, no......your pussy, how is your pussy?

RT's Mom: We have a few dogs, and one of them has heartworm, but no cats. I'm allegeric, and plus, I just plain don't trust cats.

Caller: No, not your cat, your pussy, how is your pussy? Tell me about your pussy.

RT's Mom: I'm afraid I don't understand. I think you have me confused with somebody else, we don't have a cat.

Caller: Ah fuck, forget it.

click.

RT's Mom: [thinking] Hmmm, maybe we should get a cat.

Dear Flinty,

You are widely regarded as the funniest poster on these here internet chatting boards. But with this honor comes responsibility. I think that writing the screenplay for the humorous interaction between RT's mom and the pervert caller had a lot of potential. But your rendition did not really convey much beyond what RT had already conveyed in her summary of the conversation. In short, it was a bit disappointing. I tell you this not to discourage you but because I love you. And when I say I love you, I don't mean anything weird. I simply mean that I would like to put my penis into your anus and move it in and out until the friction causes me to ejaculate.

Love,

Flower