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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear Flinty,
You are widely regarded as the funniest poster on these here internet chatting boards. But with this honor comes responsibility. I think that writing the screenplay for the humorous interaction between RT's mom and the pervert caller had a lot of potential. But your rendition did not really convey much beyond what RT had already conveyed in her summary of the conversation. In short, it was a bit disappointing. I tell you this not to discourage you but because I love you. And when I say I love you, I don't mean anything weird. I simply mean that I would like to put my penis into your anus and move it in and out until the friction causes me to ejaculate.
Love,
Flower
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I appreciate the constructive criticism, and thank you for it. I accept full responsibility for my failure. I hate to make excuses, but I think I should add some color to the picture; at the time of the writing, I was vigoriously receiving unsolicited fellatio from several nubile females, and my focus was not as should be expected. It was especially hard (ha) to type the word "pussy" or be any more graphic without potentially "disappointing" my immediate company and their sincere kindness. I am afraid that in this instance, my good manners overcame my ability to be humorous on these interwebs chat boards, and for that, I am eternally sorry.
I am glad though, that you were at least turned on, as it means it was not a complete failure, and perhaps we all learned something today.
Love,
Flinty
