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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear Flinty,
You are widely regarded as the funniest poster on these here internet chatting boards. But with this honor comes responsibility. I think that writing the screenplay for the humorous interaction between RT's mom and the pervert caller had a lot of potential. But your rendition did not really convey much beyond what RT had already conveyed in her summary of the conversation. In short, it was a bit disappointing. I tell you this not to discourage you but because I love you. And when I say I love you, I don't mean anything weird. I simply mean that I would like to put my penis into your anus and move it in and out until the friction causes me to ejaculate.
Love,
Flower
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That sounds fun. What do I need to do to become widely regarded as the funniest poster on these here internet chatting boards?