I defy anyone to top this classic. Nice jewish boy from the Five Towns gets a *Fila* Thunderbird (which I always assumed was the Firebird with the tacky red bird painted on the hood but now realize it was less cheezy than that, but it was still the Fila edition which is an Only on Long Island thing) for his sixteenth birthday from his father, a dentist. License plate "Toothboy"
Needless to say the son had to go into therapy for resenting his parents so much. Oy.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Thank you. It was a Regal. But I think she was undecided between it and the Cutlass for a while. As you note, like it would have made a difference?
At least she didn't have a license plate (not "tag," I've really been down here for too long) that said "My Regal." I fucking hate that. Like I can't tell by looking at the back of your car what kind of fucking car it is, you money-wasting dipshit!
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