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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I don't know what kind of short-armed freaks you have in Chicago, but her hands hit between the knees and the hips. That seems about right. Maybe it's the optical illusion of the waist of her pants being so low. Or maybe it was just an excuse to make the jerking off joke. I don't know.
But this wrestling guy was disturbed.
FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. - Pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his 7-year-old son and placed a Bible next to their bodies before hanging himself with a weight-machine pulley, authorities said Tuesday.
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We have an associate at my shop whose arms are too short for his body. Like T-rex arms. Coincidentally he's a major geek loser and rumor has it, masterbates in the men's room's stalls to Maxim.
The longer I am in it, the more I observe that law attracts more than its statistical share of the world's freakish losers and sociopathetic misfits.
anon because someone else at my firm lurks this board (hi!) and I don't want them to know my moniker (boo yah!).
