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So, how about those Mets?
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I am convinced that overweight (or "fat") people are behind the annoying practice of the office birthday "party." Who else would want birthday cake 50 times a year? I've always thought birthday celebrations were a little silly anyway. What your really saying is, "Congratulations. You were born and you haven't died yet." Why would I want to mark such a silly occasion with work "friends" while standing around uncomfortably around the giant cookie. Look, people, I'm not your friend, they pay me to be with you.
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So what? If you're obligated to artificially play nice with all these random people anyway, why shouldn't they make it a little more palatable by feeding you cake?
Except it should be really good cake.
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