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		| Originally posted by paigowprincess Tip for the single men (and I dont even think there are any on this board)- you can tell if you are gonna get laid on a date by the amount of food consumed by your date.  Bet you didnt knwo this.  Not alcohol.  Food.
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 Us single guys do know this.  That is why we attempt to pour as much booze down our date's throat as possible, so she'll be too full to eat and too drunk to say no.