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Originally posted by dtb
Let me 'splain: at first, I thought we were to compare middle and ring fingers. On one hand, my ring and middle fingers are almost exactly the same length, on the other hand, the ring finger is substantially shorter.

Then I read that we are to be comparing index and ring, and that ring finger LONGER means straight. Which would have meant I'm straight.

Then, I finally went back to gwink's original post, and realize now that ring finger longer means gay -- and that means I'm totally gay.

I'm so glad I have these guideposts to tell me whether I'm gay or not. Though for a gay gal, I sure do like dick sucking.

This is your best post ev-ah.