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		| Originally posted by dtb What's the confusion?  On one hand, my ring finger is a lot shorter than my MIDDLE finger, and on the other RING AND MIDDLE are basically the same -- but apparently comparisons of ring and middle do not reveal the secrets of one's sexual desires, so comparing the two of them was pointless, other than the perk of fringe confusion!
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  Oooooh.  Wow, if on one hand your ring is as long as your middle finger, you are some kind of circus freak.*  Yay!
*which is why I read "middle" as "index" roughly 500 times, I think