07-19-2007, 11:29 AM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Jack Russell Terrier
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Let's take this from the top.
- You meet a guy who is a drunk or drug addict.
- Guy goes to rehab.
- You think guy is annoying because you can't drink around him.
- Guy convinces you to go to rehab.*
- Over every piece of sensible advice, you agree, when guy's lease comes up that he needs to move in with you "temporarily."
- Guy wants kids (???)
- Guy pushes for kids during 4 months of his "temporary" stay.
- You get dog instead.
- You hate animals.
- You choose one of the neediest, energetic dog breeds of dog in the world.
Shall we extrapolate from this what happens next?
- Guy convinces you that two guys and one girl under the same roof is the perfectly balanced relationship?
- Guy starts a pyramid scheme and gets you to join after the 10th round?
- Guy jumps off bridge, you follow?
What the fuck has happened to your mind, woman?
TM
*I said, "No, no, no."
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