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Jack Russell Terrier
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
We've already had the boarding school discussion. If he's smart and I have the cash, he's going. I look at teenage kids and shudder. They're so gawky and annoying. I listen to them in the grocery store, with their moodiness and whining and shit and wonder why my parents didn't beat me when I was that age. They're also fucking ugly as shit. Nothing's more awkward and ugly than a 14 year old boy. Acned, with that cracking voice. Yecch. Send it away... Ship me back the finished model when its 18. Then send it away again.
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I think your child would be infinitely less interesting in adulthood if he were raised by a boarding school instead of you.
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