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Originally posted by ltl/fb
One could perforate and infect some organ in the digestive tract -- I bet that would be really effective. Or the always popular appendicitis.
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Unfortunately only a one-time event.
I am trying to determine which is net-net more helpful:
Option 1: Lie in a bed in the wilderness without moving or eating for 8 days, hooked up to legal heroin-like substances.
Option 2: Eat 1700 calories a day and burn 900 calories a day while being ridiculed by former Marines.
Option 3: Break all nearby mirrors.
Tough call in my book.
