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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My local homeless gal answered her cell phone in front of Mrs. Coltrane the other day. Mrs. Coltrane stated that she "almost kicked it out of her hand!"
Mrs. Coltrane is all talk.
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My local homeless guy just lost his foot. It's a little jarring to see his white white bandages against his dirty clothes.
He's got a wheelchair, though. So he was right back to his corner soon after the surgery. I'm pretty sure he gets more handouts now than he did before he lost the foot.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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