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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Alice wants his nuts chopped off. She prefers dogs to humans by a huge margin. Humans are shit. Dogs pretty much kick ass.
I am posting quite a bit about Alice today.
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I went to the dog show over lunch. The dogs at that place were infinitely cooler than their humans. It was sort of hard because every rescue organization in town had at least two dogs there for adoption. I could have easily come home with half a dozen.
I'm sort of glad the Displaced Dog doesn't play well with others, becaues that keeps my inclination to get more dogs at bay.
My version involved a Pomeranian and maybe a Shitzu gnawing off his nuts, to add some humiliation to the mix.
