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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When? B/c my incident happened last week. That's what you get for dating HS girls.
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Apropos of the fact that I have been talked into attending my 20th HS reunion (outable??? I am also a secretary) Coltrane's post reminded me of trying to put the moves on my junior high girlfriend in a graveyard. Even though I can't think of a more hackneyed, predictable and inevitably deadly scene from every horror movie I have ever seen, we both lived to tell the tale. Or not, in her case. I will have to ask her.*
*If she ever told the tale, that is. I am pretty sure she lived. Or else whatever ate her soul and has been using her corporal vessel as an unholy marionette of evil since that night is now sending pictures of a lovely family to a high-school reunion website.
