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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Last one, people, I swear.

Anything that has ever happened to you that you can't turn (in your fucked up little mind) into a compliment is an attack on you. When I gave an honest assessment of your looks, it was an attack on you. When people here have taken issue with some of the things you've said, it was an attack on you. When I point out what you actually do despite your efforts to mischaracterize it, it's an attack on you.

You are a constant victim. You relish being a victim. If you had no issue with the fact that you are a secretary you would have (i) not tried to mislead people into thinking you are still one (and you did this before I ever met you and after you became a secretary, so the excuse you have completely made up about protecting yourself is bullshit) and (ii) in response to my post about your mischaracterization, said something like, "It's true, but since my responsibilities are essentially the same and the pay is better, I consider it no big deal." Clearly you don't feel that way, so you perceived my post as some kind of harsh attack.

And I won't lie, I knew you would have this reaction. But I knew it because you tried to lie about what you are because you think it makes a difference to us and you think being a paralegal gives you more credibility -- just like you thought bankers' and other "important" people's opinions of you gave you credibility.

This would be true if you told anyone you are a secretary, but you didn't. And since you've told about 100 people every other disgusting aspect of your personal life, it speaks volumes that you posted like you were a paralegal and yet told no one that you weren't.

You are an idiot. I have twisted it no way. I simply told everyone. People make fun of you because you have pissed everyone here off at some point and they don't like you -- well, that and because you're stupid and easy to make fun of. You intentionally forget how offensive you've been on this board and you expect people to forget that too. But that's not how it works.

You told no one. If you can get two posters to admit they knew this about you, I will concede that you are right on this point.

You should know that billable time isn't that important to me by now.

1. Get used to being the source of humor. I'm surprised you haven't already.

2. Your bullshit after-the-fact excuse where you justify lying about what you do because I make fun of you simply doesn't work, because you were misleading people about what you do before I ever met you. So the issue with what you do is yours. Own it.

You did not tell me this bit of personal info. Someone else did.

And I have never used the personal info you told me against you. If you are talking about me suggesting we talk about your personal life if you're going to get racial, then I guess that's the exception. But I guess you should have thought about that before you tried to hit at me where you think you can do the most damage.

Actually, I have figured you out. You are completely unhappy about who you are. You lie about what you look like. You lie about how other people feel about you. You lie about what you do. You spend way above your means to try to fit in with people who make much more money than you and you think owning a lot of brand name labels transforms you into a better person. You think that you can lash out at people and then pretend like you are a victim when they don't like you in return. And you are completely delusional about who you think your friends are.

I don't think I have ever accused you of being uncool. I don't care if you're cool. I do not like you based on who you are and what you've done and said on this board and in real life. You are a shitty person who thinks that the reactions you get to being a shitty person amount to an attack on you. And you will never understand why that's wrong, because you are stupid.

What's even dumber is that you think you could "front" like you're a hedge fund manager or banker or whatever else you have deemed to be an important position. You can't pull this off because you are a moron and it would be completely unbelievable. Instead, you shot for what you could pull off. And even that blew up in your face.

And you can have the last word. Good luck with it.

TM

I am a humble suitor to your virtues;
For pity is the virtue of the law,
And none but tyrants use it cruelly.