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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Who cleaned it up?
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I did the hallway, BF did the bed and the puppy disciplining.
I also ran 18 miles yesterday and developed a lovely heat rash in both armpits.
What else can I tell you.....
Oh -- the puppy met a large English bulldog and proceeded to give it a blowjob. That was awkward. Its owner said "he's just playing -- it's okay." Yeah, but YOUR dog is the receiver. Mine is an underage sexaholic. A bisexual one. (He's been humping my arms, legs, ankles, face for two weeks now).
I had sex twice yesterday. Both times with the BF. No sex toys, but creative use of an ottoman.
I'm sure something else happened too.
