So I'm at Round Table the other day and there was a huge baby shower in the "private" but not-so-private banquet room. There were also many many children present at this shower for some odd reason. Anyway, one of the kids was misbehaving. Running the pop machine without a cup and running the ice onto the floor. For kicks. Mom came out and said, "Keanu, stop that and get back in there!"
And so, under my breath, but loud enough to hear I said, "oh. my. god."
