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[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Ty, my friend, nakedness qua nakedness is neither per se, nor even prima facie, sexy. If mere boobies were enough to make the list, I would have included Jane's Addiction's "Nothing's Shocking," no?

No, my friend, sexiness means something else. It can be a mood, a tone, a momentary look, by which a woman makes clear that she will imminently gobble your choad. Hence Madonna's "GHV2," which is unremarkable at first glance until you realize what you're meant to see beyond the frame.

A whole other category of sexy is the artistic representation of that exquisite moment in time when a woman is seconds away from telling you that you can put it in her ass. I keep a cameo locket of Hank's mom for exactly that reason. Ah, la reconnaissance est la mémoire du coeur.

I am going to label your categories as "1" (impending fellatio) and "2" (imminent anal penetration) and throughout the day will let you know into which of these categories your picks fall.