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Album cover art in my iTunes, sorted by sexiness
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Scenarios like these are capably addressed in this book. It's good bed-table reading.
BTW, can't any child over 1 extricate him/herself from a seat faster than any parent?
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Two people gave me that book for Christmas one year. I keep one copy in my car just in case I have to figure out how to drive when the breaks go out.
I have never been in more trouble with my parents than the time that I managed to get the car into neutral while parked on a hill, started rolling it, jumped out of the moving vehicle when I realized I couldn't stop it and (this is the part my parents were most unimpressed with) left my sisters in the moving car. My defense is I couldn't get one of them out of the car seat and the other one was too chicken to jump. My brother also made the jump. I think I must have been six or seven, and he was five or six.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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