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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Straight on sex, because some of them are lying and the others think it's something to add to the "why I'm bangable" list for the guys, and on a beach in Mexico.
In the middle of the act, one of those flower selling guys that walk up and down the beach came up to us and asked us if he wanted to give me a rose. To get rid of the flower selling guy, my guy reached over to his wallet and threw some pesos at the flower selling guy and took the rose. Flower selling guy went on his way, and we continued what we were doing. Ten minutes later we actually looked at the rose, and he was pissed to discover that it was plastic. I still have it and it probably will be the most memorable flower anyone ever buys for me.
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Um, where would you start to analyze the foregoing? There are more subthemes here than a Shakespeare comedy.