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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
From Conservapedia's entry on the Pacific Northwest Arboreal Octopus:
- Unlike most other cephalopods, tree octopuses are Amphibian, spending only their earliest life stages and mating seasons in their aquatic environment. Because of the moistness of the rainforests and their well designed skin adaptations, they are able to keep from becoming dried out for prolonged periods of time.(Citation Needed)
It's the gift that keeps on giving (though oddly that entry has been deleted now).
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Don't worry, under "Octopus" you can still find:
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The existence of giant arboreal octopuses, on a scale similar to the giant squid, has been suspected for many years, but no verified specimens have yet been captured.
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And you wonder why "conservative" has become a synonym for "mindless whackjob".
