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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
That's socialism. My auction idea allows the free market to effect a rational distribution of infants. Not only that, but it solves Not Bob's Nafta crisis. Sure, the factory was shut down and replaced with a maquila in Piedras Negras, but Momma can pop out another kid for the couples that waited until they were 50 to decide they wanted a family to bid on. If the kid is white, blond, and blue-eyed, they can probably make enough to cover rent, food, and get a big-screen tv. Fucking's a lot more fun than operating a punch press, and you don't even need to put down your beer if you can get the wife to do a reverse cowboy durng the halftime show.

I am convinced. I support your framework.