Has this ever happened to you? You are in bed. You cannot sleep. Neither can the person who is supposed to be sleeping next to you. It's not that one of you cannot sleep and the tossing and turning is keeping the other awake. No. It is - spontaneous mutual insomnia.
We tried watching a really bad movie about women in prison. We had sex. We watched some of Bull Durham. We had sex again. We played name that tune. Finally, at 3:30, we got up, got dressed, and went out for waffles.
Then at 5:00 am, sleep. :sleep: If only the alarm had not then gone off at 7:00. . .