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Originally posted by taxwonk
I can't wait. An issue full of women who don't look better than me. If that's the way your tastes run, Leagl, I may get some pussy yet.
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Oh I don't know, the local walmart has some cute little things running around. They are invariably blonde and bubbly. Either that or they are grey haired and not so bubbly, but I doubt playboy will want people as old as you are.
I mean we all know what those sexy red smocks do for a woman. Do you think they will make them wear them in the playboy photos?
And how long before the women who do pose get fired?
