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Originally posted by leagleaze
Oh I don't know, the local walmart has some cute little things running around.
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Possibly, but frankly none of those folks stick in my memory, beyond the scary, hard-of-hearing retiree greeters. ("HI, THERE, SONNY -- WELCOME TO WALMART!") I'm hoping that this isn't what PB is going for.
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They are invariably blonde and bubbly. Either that or they are grey haired and not so bubbly, but I doubt playboy will want people as old as you are.
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If they do, let's hope for -- ah -- oversized stockclerk's smocks in which to pose.
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And how long before the women who do pose get fired?
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So quickly that the magazine will run captions alongside little Brittany and Angela reading "Former Wal-Mart stock clerk, Marionsville, Indiana." Maybe they can arrange to have it printed on their thongs before the photo shoot.
