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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
90% of my "special times" are either before or during a run, so I can simply wipe secure in the knowledge that a complete shower will soon follow.
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My butthole is the freshest, cleanest and purest of all FB assholes (and we know there are many). Kandoo's, and The Flower Concoction only hide the business like cheap French Perfume. In accordance with my strict Sharia practices (specifically the Qadaahul Haajah**) I eschew The Paper and perform Istinjaa with The Hose and it's set to "power wash" so you all can eat dinner off that little puppy (God Willing).
**"Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief."
