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1. What's the big deal about the birthday? Set something up with the friends and have the friends ask him, or she can just mention it or tell him its her birthday and she'd like to do something with him. Or just say hey dude, it's my birthday on so and so date, want to have dinner?
If she doesn't say it is her birthday and they stay together he'll probably remember later on that she went out with him on her birthday and didn't say it was her birthday. Or he'll ask her sometime soon, as all good boyfriends must, when is your birthday my heart of hearts so I can spoil you and, as a result, get blow jobs? I know I would (well except for the blow jobs part.) And she would say to me, well it was last week, you know, the night we went out. And I would think damn, that's fucked up.
2. What happens if you sleep in a whole bunch of different positions? I've woken up to find myself in virtually every one of these positions, though I seem to sleep on my stomach the most.
When I was a kid I frequently managed to turn myself upside down so my head ended up where my feet started the night, pillow and all.
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