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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Since the door was opened, I need advice. A "friend" was during the purity test and is stuck on "Ever engaged in Beastility?." Back before his rap improved, and he started getting dates, he was a desparate horny 13 year old. Once he put powdered sugar on his dick to try and get the dog (female) to lick it. The bitch refused, so he didn't actually engage in it. He did, however, complete all the active steps he needed to, and did engage in beastility in his heart.
Is this a yes on the test? I get the sense that a yes on this would really bring the old score down.
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The best part is that you felt compelled to point out that the dog was female. "Bestiality, no problem, but I draw the line at same-gender bestiality!"