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Originally posted by ltl/fb
DEBATE camp not band camp. He was neither athletic nor musical and no doubt his short dork belligerence issues made some pitying teacher think that at least he could perhaps interact with others at DEBATE camp. It was a pathetic, last-ditch and ultimately hopeless attempt to socialize him.
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Hey, I owe a lot to DEBATE camp. I got to learn about the world, friendships, love, dreams, and family. I got to DEBATE abortion against those Hahvarhd snobs before the U.S. Supreme Court in the climactic scene. Then, I got to bang Jami Gertz, upon whom I'd been crushing since "Square Pegs." What did
you do the summer between junior and senior year, hmmmm?
And I am
not short.
