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Originally posted by dc_chef
coitus interruptus
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1. Sister in law, with three year old nephew in tow, walks in on Mr. Kiss, who is "laying" on top of me on the floor of in-laws living room on New Year's Day. No blankets. No clothing. No explanation given or requested, except from nephew. No eye contact during brunch.
2. Bahamas, a few years ago. Workman who is fixing air conditioning duct in ceiling outside our room uses doorknob to balance. Doorknob turns. Man literally falls into room where Mr. Kiss is performing vacationlinguous on me. Man so stunned he doesn't move. Finally stands up, apologizes, and leaves with Mr. Kiss screaming at him and me screaming in general. Can't tell man apart from other workers in uniform becasue never focused on his face. All workers seemingly snicker at us for remainder of vacation.
