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Originally posted by dtb
However, when you (the collective "you" -- obviously not you, Atticus :kisscheek), are rich, fat and impotent, your trophy wife will undoubtedly regale you with the types of stories you describe. Not, however, because they are true, but because her solid undergraduate education provided her with superlative story-telling abilites (all those writing requirements -- SHEESH!). So, not to worry.
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Indeed, as ncs might say. If Scheherazade had had the good sense to begin every one of her tales with "Dear Penthouse Forum: I never thought this would happen to me!", she'd be alive today.
