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Originally posted by purse junkie
Christ! He's married to Barbie.
This is a perfect example of why people should live together before marriage. And sleep together. Because she made a big yap out of the whole virgin thing, and if she's not any good in the sack, Nick's got no apparent reason to be married to this useless ditzbag at all.
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Is Jessica Simpson the chick who claims to have remained a virgin until she married some cat from a really shitty band? If so, I have a huuuuge fuckin question... how in the fuck does she reconcile not fucking before getting hitched, but nevertheless getting implants? Putting implants into a virgin is like overhauling and upgrading the engine in a junked car. If you can't use those funbags, what's the fuckin point?
The whole virgin before marriage gig is rEdiculous. What if Nick and Jessica fucked for the first time on the wddding night and realized, "Hey, there's no fucking chemistry here! We suck in the sack." The last thing I would want on my wedding night is someone who doesn't know what the fuck she's doing. You're supposed to get over the "awkward fumbling" stage in 10th grade. And its only worse for the ladies.... Imagine the premature ejaculation from a 25 year old virgin male. It'd make the kid in American Pie look like a porn star.
S(If I were president, everyone would have to offer proof of at least 7 sexual partner before qualifying for a marriage license)D
