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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Um, Sebby dear, I think that most of the board will mainly agree that I am mostly correct when I state that she got the funbags (if she did) for purposes of her own vanity, not to let some sweaty chimp handle em. And the board will mostly agree that this is maily correct and that people like you are just jealous.
but my question is, why do we need a Jessica Simpson if we already have a Britney Spears? More superfluous than Thurgreed.
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I completely recognize the career reasons behind her decision to get the funbags. HOWEVER, if you're willing to make yourself that much of a sex symbol, why the fuck not just give it up?
I really hate these virgin/born again virgin preachers because they're just so goddamn stupid. Losing your virginity is probably the most anti-climactic event in your life. I recall thinking after I lost mine "That was the huge fucking deal I'd been waiting for?" Is it fun? Sure. Is it a sort of right of passage? Absolutely. Is it something amazingly revelatory that you'll recall until you die? Hardly. Its fuckin' - we all do it. Ain't no big deal. Jessica and the rest of the Jesus Brigade should get over themselves. What they're packin' between their thighs is not gold-plated. Get down off your high horse, dears, and start screwing like the rest of humanity for the past 100,000,000 years.
"My sexuality is special... its blessed and sacred and a gift from God." Yep, bumping uglies - a unique gift from God... given to every single animal that's ever lived. Last I checked, fucking worked pretty much the same for everyone, so if that's a sacred gift, you ought to take God to task for handing it out like mints at a hotel.
S(You need Jessica because Christina Aguillera will soon be a great big hookerish version of Cass Elliot if she keeps up that Ho-ho and Big Mac diet)D
