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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Is Jessica Simpson the chick who claims to have remained a virgin until she married some cat from a really shitty band? If so, I have a huuuuge fuckin question... how in the fuck does she reconcile not fucking before getting hitched, but nevertheless getting implants? Putting implants into a virgin is like overhauling and upgrading the engine in a junked car. If you can't use those funbags, what's the fuckin point?
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Dude, that's called bait. You think any "decent" (and I use the term loosely) guy claiming to be husband material would wait for sex and marry a Flat Jessica? You get the airbags to attract a larger pool of potential husbands. And at least one of them should be marriage material.
As for them being real and she just developed early - kind of what Britany said - except Britany said she developed late (18) and did NOT have airbags installed.
